Media Guy is a character who appears in The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped. He tries to convince people that they need to buy specific products in order to look like Bodybuilder Guy, or else they will not be loved.
The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped
"Actually no, that's not fine!"
"If you don't look like him, no one will ever love you or sleep with you ever."
"You won't be desirable if you don't look like that, luckily I have some things to help!"
"You can buy a weight loss tea that will make you look like that."
"A cologne and a magazine subscriptions that'll make you look like that."
"Listen if you're not going to look like that, you should at least buy a sports car to compensate!"
"Cause or else you won't have love, or friends."